Alphabet Tee

The Shirt That Says It (So You Don’t Have To)

Thick, soft, and built to outlast your questionable life choices, this heavyweight tee is the perfect canvas for your chaotic inner monologue. This 100% cotton bad boy will cling to your body like regret clings to your decisions.

Why You’ll Love It (Even If You Can’t Love Yourself):
• 6.1 oz of pure "I didn’t think this through" energy; it's thick enough to hide your shame, breathable enough for your spirals.
• Garment-dyed – Because even your clothes should look a little tired from not having enough caffeine or sleep.
• Relaxed fit – For when you need room to emotionally decompress, it's here for you.
• Double-needle everything – We reinforced the hell out of this thing. Unlike your mental stability. Sorry. (Not sorry)
• Twill-taped neck – So it survives at least one existential crisis, maybe even two.

Say it without saying it. (Or just say it. We’re not your therapist.)

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